Parody: This is Just to Say

Our poetry teacher Prakash Subedi says one of the best ways to appreciate a good poem is to compose parodies of them. So, he had assigned us to write parodies of the well-known poem 'This Is Just To Say' by William Carlos Williams. Thus, here are a couple of parodies written by me:

First, lets look at the original poem:

This Is Just To Say

  by William Carlos Williams

I have eaten
the plums
that were in
the icebox

and which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast

Forgive me
they were delicious
so sweet
and so cold

Parody 1:

I have torn

the note 

that you had 

left here

and which

you were probably 

wishing

me to read

forgive me

I was tired

so drowsy

and so drunk.

Parody 2:

I have dialed

the numbers

that were on

your cell

and which

you were probably

saving

for your affairs

forgive me

they talked to me

so sweet

and so merry.