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Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Don't you think so ...?

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Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Missing Husband

A woman went to police station to file a report for her missing husband.

Woman: I lost my husband





Inspector: What is his height 




Woman: I never noticed 




Inspector: Slim or healthy 




Woman Not slim can be healthy 




Inspector: Color of eyes 




Woman: Never noticed 




Inspector: Color of hair 




Woman: Should be black 




Inspector: What was he wearing 




Woman: I don't remember exactly 




Inspector: Was somebody with him ????????? 




Woman: Yes my Labrador dog (Romeo), tied with a golden chain, height 30 inches, healthy, blue eyes, blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb nail is slightly broken, he never barks, wearing a golden belt studded with blue balls, he likes non veg food, we eat together, we jog together.


The woman started crying




Inspector: Let's search for the dog first!!!!!!! !!!!!!




Posted by Diwakar at 9:17 PM 1 comment:
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Thursday, March 18, 2010

The business strategy


Please read the joke and enjoy.

Posted by Diwakar at 7:24 AM 1 comment:
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